Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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