Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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