he puts the penis in happiness.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
