Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
My pussy is not your playground.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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