You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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