David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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