I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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