I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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