i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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