He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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