I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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