well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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