Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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