He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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