once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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