JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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