did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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