i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
it was like eating out sand paper
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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