idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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