Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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