Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
