I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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