So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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