Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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