Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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