I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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