Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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