White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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