Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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