what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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