Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize