The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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