did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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