But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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