Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I party with great urgency now.
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