Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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