how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
no you cant smoke seaweed
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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