I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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