So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
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