Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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