Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I just blew my weed a kiss
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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