sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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