In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
please don't ironically join a cult
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