i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize
