She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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