ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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