He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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