To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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