I'll bet she douches with gravy.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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