This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Randomize