Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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