I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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