Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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