I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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